Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Memememememe

1. bennett (:(:(:
2. zhunwen
3. 4-year-old bennett
4. joyce (also likely to be a member of the Society for the Insurance of Cruelty to Human Babies)
5. gen
6. fantasies: bennett, wild ideas: shuhui
7. auyong
8. ruth
9. josie+suet
10. suet
11. val (more like fantasize about)
12. i. personally believe. that. every single person. is a beauty. *smiles*
13. mr vadi
14. there's no such thing. everyone belongs in the grey area in between
15. minsi. or val as a girl =p
16. mr pan! (ok maybe not quite :))
17. quan (duh)
18. deb
19. kia liang (seems :D)
20. weiren
21. what's "S"? sexy?: well duh..val
22. i suppose "M" is for monkey: joash XD
23. mummy
24. GASP why would anyone do that?!
25. kia-ping
26. i don't need to do that -.- puleease
27. suet. bennett loves with all his heart too! like food.
28. julian. as sakura
29. Let person, out of all my friends, be X
30. i can't believe i took half an hour to do this zzzzzz. congratulations you just wasted another 3 seconds reading this sentence when you probably should be mugging

whizzer; 10:39:00 pm

Saturday, October 04, 2008

A Dog's Life

Lessons In Life From A Dog

If you can start the day without caffeine;
if you can get going without painkiller;
if you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains;
if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles;
if you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it;
if you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time;
if you can forgive a friend's lack of consideration;
if you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, through no fault of your own, something goes wrong;
if you can take criticism and blame without resentment;
if you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him;
if you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend;
if you can face the world without lies and deceit;
if you can conquer tension without medical help;
if you can relax without liquor;
if you can sleep without the aid of drugs;
if you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed or colour, religion or politics;
then, my friend, you're almost as good as your dog.

Almost, but not quite.

whizzer; 10:56:00 pm